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Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45065) - you deserved it (8839)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (235212) - you deserved it (14782)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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