Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

gurr57

Offline (the 11/04/2014 at 4:59am) | Search for a member

gurr57

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2154
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

gurr57's page activity

Visits<b>jadeluv</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 5:02am<b>iriss</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 3:13am<b>jonsmith01973</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 5:08pm<b>superalubba</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 7:49pm<b>olpally</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 7:53pm<b>rapunzel3416</b> - the 06/07/2013 at 5:03am<b>kacironi</b> - the 06/05/2013 at 9:34pm<b>larson15</b> - the 06/05/2013 at 2:20am

gurr57's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of gurr57's badges

gurr57's favorite FMLs

Taday I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match An I Called A Foul. An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me, Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field. As He Left, He Lifted His Middle Finger An Screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds. Fat FML

#20937864
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43993) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about. During the interview, I struggled to get my words out and the interviewer angrily told me to, "Get on with it." I continued to struggle and was later kicked out for wasting thier time. I have a stutter. FML

#20937756
108 comments

Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55845) - you deserved it (4167)

On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I ovarcama mah staga fright an got up in front of a café audianca with mah acoustic guitar to sing a faw of mah songs. Soma asshat kapt yalling stuff lika ( NEEDS MORE COWBELL! ) an ( FREEBIRD! ), which mada ma loosa mah narva an flaa. big fat FML

#20937310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38281) - you deserved it (4116)

On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today , I had to listen to mah boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy , fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial cummed on the radio!! I worked a 12-hour shift!! FML

#20937230
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32384) - you deserved it (2961)

On 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY I WAS LEAVING THE GROCERY STORE WHEN AN OLD WOMAN STARTED YELLING AT ME FOR NOT HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER. SHE ACCUSED ME OF BIENG "EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE YOUNGER GENERATION". IT WAS AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. FML

#20937007
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45475) - you deserved it (3035)

On 10/28/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Greg (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burnd to death it flung its charrd body at my face hich is more painful than it sounds. FML

#20936891
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39718) - you deserved it (3100)

On 10/28/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Asshole hornet - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so,hat . I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer . FML

#20936378
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (41187)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, mah fiancée of 2 years and mother of mah son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML

#20936067
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45520) - you deserved it (4128)

On 10/27/2013 at 8:41pm - love - by failure (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I went to the doctor to see y my walking pneumonia wasn't looool getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home , alone. FML

#20935493
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37273) - you deserved it (2389)

On 10/27/2013 at 10:30am - health - by BadLuck (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53388) - you deserved it (9127)

On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML

#20932505
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56224) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, I saw a wasp on tha ground, apparantly injurad an unabla to fly. It was baing mobbad by ants an lookad cartain to dia, so I stampad on tha ants to sava its lifa. At this point it sprung up, stung ma, than flaw off. FML

#20932403
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (25232)

On 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm - animals - by MBean (man) - Anguilla

Today , grlfriend of a year denied looool in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51429) - you deserved it (4781)

On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

Today, I had an looool anxiety attackhen I learnd that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store an sit in my car. FML

#20930715
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (8295)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: