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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 140
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML

#21336619
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I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (5245)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
118 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

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327 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

#20917903
169 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

yesterday I calld my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelld at me for interrupting his video game and blamd my ( neediness ) on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

#20684824
118 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

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544 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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