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by ivannooze / 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm / United States / Health
by FML / 07/29/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by :( / 07/27/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML
by slappedright / 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by deeenalynn / 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by womanlover12345 / 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm / Spain / Love
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
by anonymous / 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by badgirl / 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
by jsalmons / 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm / Germany (Bayern) / Intimacy
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 12:40am / Egypt / Animals
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 3:12am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up…