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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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gunmania0's favorite FMLs

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (2488)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27026) - you deserved it (4869)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

#17275625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10283) - you deserved it (35845)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

#17271293
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23395) - you deserved it (4780)

On 07/26/2011 at 7:19pm - kids - by slappedright (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

#17162768
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23877) - you deserved it (3435)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:22pm - health - by deeenalynn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34223) - you deserved it (8015)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

#16787044
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39127) - you deserved it (3125)

On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26058) - you deserved it (19219)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

#16468049
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51639) - you deserved it (4685)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (48448)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

#15744069
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23092) - you deserved it (2307)

On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

#14836415
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5706) - you deserved it (68615)

On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - work - by Username -

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62597) - you deserved it (3401)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

#14342949
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50991) - you deserved it (3898)

On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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