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gunman15
  • Town/Country : calgary, canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39068) - you deserved it (7290)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (3881)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)



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