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by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ShandiPandiDerp / 05/20/2016 at 8:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bruised / 05/19/2016 at 4:54pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/18/2016 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Animals
by ShouldIHelpIt / 05/17/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML
by Grammer_Nazzi / 05/17/2016 at 9:11pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
by shtzbutnogiggles / 05/17/2016 at 10:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
by ER1C / 05/16/2016 at 8:35am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
Today, I met with a student in office hours to discuss an assignment when my nose started bleeding. I didn't know at first, so I blew my nose and an inhuman amount of blood sprayed out the side of the tissue all over my desk, the wall, and the student's paper. It looked like a murder scene. FML
by the bleeder / 05/13/2016 at 1:05am / Miscellaneous
by shrutisoma / 05/12/2016 at 12:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Chin... uh.... / 05/10/2016 at 6:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
Today, I surprise-visited my uncle after not seeing him for 4 years because of college. When he opened the door to his house, he was wearing Crocs. Of course, that would have been completely fine if it weren't for the fact that they were the only thing he was wearing. FML
by Scarred Nephew / 05/10/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, a woman kindly asked if she might take a photo of her son in our cowboy boots. Thinking it couldn't do much harm, I agreed. Ten minutes later there was a butt naked three year-old and his entire family taking pictures in my shoe store. My manager wasn't impressed. FML
by jasonvanr / 05/10/2016 at 4:19am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
by Erin / 05/09/2016 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Health