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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

#21489395
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (2966)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm - kids - by Nuts (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20702) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML

#21489166
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20933) - you deserved it (3780)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:27am - work - by dirtytoes (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML

#21488619
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20853) - you deserved it (1857)

On 11/05/2015 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML

#21488556
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (1421)

On 11/04/2015 at 9:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

#21488242
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21704) - you deserved it (2217)

On 11/04/2015 at 1:02am - animals - by downgirl - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML

#21488178
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24955) - you deserved it (1642)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm - animals - by damaged - United States (California)

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

#21488169
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20917) - you deserved it (1405)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:10pm - work - by 123literateABC - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

#21487953
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (2802)

On 11/03/2015 at 3:04pm - love - by smh - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML

#21487881
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20021) - you deserved it (1649)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:13pm - health - by Broken - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that aside from being savagely overworked and treated like shit for zero pay, another one of my responsibilities as an intern is to take the blame for my boss accidentally posting a link to a porn site on the company's Twitter account. FML

#21487876
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (1634)

On 11/03/2015 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad got dressed up in formal clothes, and I asked what the occasion was. He said he had a hot date, which would've been fine if he hadn't told me what was "on the menu", namely "wining, dining, sixty-nining". Thanks for that image. FML

#21487839
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/03/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by ew (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

#21487775
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23875) - you deserved it (1840)

On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (2356)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

#21487370
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30988) - you deserved it (3911)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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