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Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

#21491942
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20872) - you deserved it (3042)

On 11/13/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by fryebaby623 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I yawned so hard that I dislocated my jaw completely, then had to ask to be excused from class in front of 30 people with my mouth hanging open. FML

Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML

#21491750
108 comments

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On 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm - health - by Nora (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

#21491595
113 comments

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On 11/12/2015 at 4:09am - intimacy - by notyourmummy (woman) - United Kingdom (Isle of Wight)

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

#21491590
56 comments

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On 11/12/2015 at 3:38am - misc - by Its_Sinon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

#21491253
42 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

#21491232
54 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 11:52am - health - by The horror... (woman) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

#21491133
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21403) - you deserved it (2126)

On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

#21490914
51 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by a non e mouse - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML

#21490908
72 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

#21490787
53 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 11:16am - work - by Sewert_5 -

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

#21490607
67 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by bianca131 (woman) - Australia

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

#21490397
49 comments

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On 11/09/2015 at 2:33pm - kids - by Kidsthesedays (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22401) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany



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