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Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML

today ma boyfriend's mom got im a sitload of Axe fir is brtday. Now I get nauseousenever I go near im. real FML

#21144192
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41504) - you deserved it (5088)

On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from mah English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all mah pictures and tagging himself as mah breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I called te cops on a couple wo was figting outside my window at 4am. Tey id in te buses wen te cops came, came back out wen tey left, and started figting again. FML

#21142655
70 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere an headed straight fir my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

#21142253
102 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

Today,hile I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like mah mom's pulled up!! Thinking it was actually her, I walked up an jokingly asked wat she was into!! The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute!! FML

#21142181
65 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, u disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

#21142112
144 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

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On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah grlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Brd . FML

#21141738
132 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)

Today , I actually uttered the words: "Those are mah good sweatpants." FML

#21141634
88 comments

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On 05/16/2014 at 8:16am - misc - by dieana (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

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107 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I woke up to somebody shaking mah shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house... so I assumed mah friend was just fooling around. With mah head under the pillow... I swung mah hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out... mah friend left fir basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
55 comments

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On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)



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