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Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
by lucas90 / 02/04/2015 at 4:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by FrustratedTutor / 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! / 02/01/2015 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by Chemist-why / 01/30/2015 at 10:11am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 12:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by lolcat97 / 01/28/2015 at 5:35pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by WildShortstop13 / 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…