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by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ripped / 09/07/2016 at 10:57am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/06/2016 at 9:36am / Estonia (Tartumaa) / Miscellaneous
by SuperShy / 09/06/2016 at 12:29am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Ihatemyfamily / 09/05/2016 at 5:46pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by guh / 08/31/2016 at 11:54am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy
by meglast / 08/29/2016 at 12:48pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by anon... / 08/26/2016 at 12:10am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
by Caqtusmonkey / 08/25/2016 at 11:28am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I made quite an impression on my new bin men by forgetting to put the bin out 'til the last minute. I'm sure they enjoyed a good laugh at the woman in shorts, tank top and slippers struggling with a brolly as she slipped and slid while dragging her bin up a hill in a downpour. FML
by Impressionist / 08/25/2016 at 7:17am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
by YouWish / 08/24/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by crazycatlady / 08/24/2016 at 5:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…