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by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by PerfectBoyfriend / 06/07/2016 at 12:38pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Intimacy
by thedancingtit / 06/07/2016 at 1:11am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
by ginya / 06/06/2016 at 9:58pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
by Ansharus / 06/06/2016 at 9:47am / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Miscellaneous
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML
by Babyhazy / 06/05/2016 at 5:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Carnage23 / 06/05/2016 at 8:38am / Germany (Hessen) / Kids
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
by lyinginbed / 06/04/2016 at 3:45pm / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML
by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Humpday / 05/29/2016 at 5:36pm / United States / Love