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Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2016 at 1:06am / Miscellaneous
by JackNicholsonInChinatown / 10/24/2016 at 10:58pm / Animals
by jwolt92 / 10/24/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by JustWashedTheseJeans / 10/24/2016 at 9:05pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
by cheekymonkey97 / 10/24/2016 at 12:48pm / Intimacy
by trollbot13 / 10/24/2016 at 5:39am / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Work
by TheComedyAudio / 10/23/2016 at 1:13pm / Miscellaneous
by cereal stepper / 10/23/2016 at 5:42am / Miscellaneous
by pantless / 10/23/2016 at 5:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by GlennGuagmire / 10/23/2016 at 2:23am / Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah) / Holidays
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 9:17am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
Today, at the register, I got a spontaneous nose bleed. The lady behind the counter apparently didn't do well with blood. Her face turned white, she passed out and fell with her head on the counter. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2016 at 6:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals