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by areyoukiddingme / 11/02/2015 at 12:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by 2pale / 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
by lacsmac2 / 11/01/2015 at 9:10am / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 3:48am / United Kingdom (Harrow) / Miscellaneous
by guessthatsatrickthen / 10/31/2015 at 1:19pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
by caroline / 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm / Germany / Kids
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2015 at 11:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
by erase_my_ears / 10/26/2015 at 10:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 12:41pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy
by shakira, when the walls fell / 10/23/2015 at 2:56pm / Canada / Love
by CalebLawrence / 10/22/2015 at 7:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/22/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML
by kinkyapparently / 10/22/2015 at 10:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous