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Today, my fiancé finally went to a therapy session with me because of the difficult circumstances we are facing. Afterwards, he shouted at me for "talking to someone about our problems". I told him that's kind of the point of therapy. Now he's sulking. FML
by onyinye / 11/19/2015 at 8:09am / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Love
by mini matthylde / 11/19/2015 at 4:57am / France (Pays de la Loire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 3:15am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 12:49am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Creepedout / 11/18/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Secret Isis supporter / 11/18/2015 at 7:52pm / United States (California) / Work
by jlujan00 / 11/18/2015 at 6:40pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by facepalm / 11/18/2015 at 10:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 9:50am / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML
by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by grapes / 11/15/2015 at 5:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Playaaa / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy