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by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by Gonzales / 08/07/2015 at 3:47pm / Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant) / Intimacy
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 10:06am / United States / Intimacy
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
by ppema / 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by EmbarrassedChild / 07/30/2015 at 7:24pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
by anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML
by RuasaLove / 07/29/2015 at 10:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
by Crap / 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Application / 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by anon / 07/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
by fishingforubies2 / 07/24/2015 at 10:02am / Aruba / Work
by skyllabeauty1234 / 07/22/2015 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Health