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Today, I was house-hunting online. I was becoming increasingly discouraged and began to look for mini-houses in absurd desperation. I noticed the Google sidebar advertising a cute mini house within my budget. Excited, I clicked on the ad - only to discover it was an ad for a child's playhouse. FML
by Nohouseforme / 10/07/2016 at 1:38am / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I told my boyfriend the exact moment I fell in love with him: when we made eye contact in a crowd on our fifth date. He asked if I wanted to know what he was thinking at that moment. I then found out it was, "I really hope she can't smell that fart." FML
by saashtow / 10/07/2016 at 1:00am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2016 at 2:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by storrent / 10/05/2016 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by storyteller / 10/04/2016 at 12:29pm / United States (Indiana) / Money
Today my boyfriend and I broke up. It was a mutual decision but I was curious as to what he thought went wrong. "I was just never sure if you brushed your teeth regularly." He cheated on me twice. FML
by cannotexplain / 10/04/2016 at 10:43am / Australia / Love
Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML
by StarDust5921 / 10/03/2016 at 9:55pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/03/2016 at 7:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by padre74 / 10/03/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2016 at 10:09am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Crawlinginmymemes / 10/02/2016 at 2:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
by anonymous / 10/01/2016 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Fffhjno / 09/28/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (Utah) / Kids
Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
by HomeChump / 09/28/2016 at 1:49am / United States (Illinois) / Money
by DrawingWaves / 09/27/2016 at 6:36pm / United States (California) / Love