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Today, I had to politely nod and say "Ah okay..." as my grandpa told me that he's not racist; he just doesn't think it's right for black men to associate with white women. He's well aware that my boyfriend is black. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by not a shitty situation so fuck you / 06/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
by Naulwenn / 06/23/2016 at 12:25am / Miscellaneous
by deanlazore / 06/22/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 5:15pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/21/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was giving a competitive dramatic speech. I got a little too into it and punched the ground to portray my character's anger. I must be one dedicated thespian because I was angry enough to break my hand. FML
by over_due / 06/21/2016 at 12:12pm / United States / Health
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…