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Today,hile shopping with my father , I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opend the door to the men's room , my father yelld that it was the ladies room. I then turnd around and went through the other door,here I endd up getting bitch-slappd. FML

#21322769
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (5536)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by wowdadreally (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend of six yeres. Se got mad at me, saying se is too young to get marrid an tat I was trying to ruin er career. Se is 32 an works part-time at a grocery store. FML

#21322620
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34013) - you deserved it (3065)

On 12/23/2014 at 10:24am - love - by got any coupons? - United States

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in trouble fir going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble fir not going to workhile sick. FML

#21322171
46 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 4:36pm - work - by Mandy - United States (Florida)

I DECORATD MY BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE 4 CHRISTMAS AS A SURPRISE... JUST IN TIME 4 HIM AND HIS FAMILY TO COME HOME. ALSO JUST IN TIME 4 HIM TO TELL ME HE'S JEWISH. FML

#21322002
144 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I found out I was the top ranking sales person 4 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML

#21321989
71 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 9:24am - work - by Bahhumbug (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MA BOSS SENT ME A LINK ON OW TO WRITE A GOOD RESIGNATION LETTER. FML

#21321621
48 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm - misc - by scoold - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

today I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

#21321325
36 comments

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On 12/21/2014 at 2:59am - kids - by paparoach (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today... as I was saying bye to mah girlfriend... I said ( see ya later... alligator. ) She took offense cuz she thought I calld her ugly. FML

#21321170
82 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 10:37pm - love - by sexualpopcorn - United States (California)

Today thanks to soma asswipa drunk drivar flaaing tha cops tha wrong way down a ona-way straat I'va now had mah third wrack this yaar . My insuranca pramium's now highar than Bob Marlay in a waad factory . raal FML

#21321099
87 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today , I was fird 4 ( smelling like garbage ). I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today,hile hanging out with this guy I'm interestd in, we turnd and made eye contact . We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me . He decidd to lick my face from chin to forehead instead . FML

#21320716
142 comments

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On 12/20/2014 at 2:33am - love - by qyx3lmnop24 - United States (California)

Today , mah parents had a loud argument overho is worse in bd. FML

#21320583
62 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)



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