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Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML
by Evjoel / 06/28/2016 at 6:34am / Bermuda (Hamilton) / Kids
by Angsty_Armadillo / 06/28/2016 at 5:36am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
by cavallo31 / 06/27/2016 at 8:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by seatle girl / 06/27/2016 at 8:43pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by Scottie Too Hottie / 06/27/2016 at 6:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, after being constipated a few days, I used the restroom at a bar. It took a loooong time before I got out. As I went to exit the bar, only the employees were still there, waiting for me because they had closed 30 minutes ago. FML
by RosaMaravillosa / 06/27/2016 at 2:09pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at the airport with a cast on my leg, I fell backwards onto my suitcase. My family was too busy to notice my squirming as I tried to get up, so a kind woman awkwardly helped me off the ground. Later on, I found out my dad saw me but thought someone would help me "soon enough." FML
by kqwarrior / 06/26/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Nyusziful / 06/26/2016 at 4:42pm / Hungary (Zala) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to politely nod and say "Ah okay..." as my grandpa told me that he's not racist; he just doesn't think it's right for black men to associate with white women. He's well aware that my boyfriend is black. FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by no / 06/24/2016 at 10:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy