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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 October 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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guitgod1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (2534)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (3896)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

#17393465
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (4490)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by cargaljen - United States (Missouri)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25606) - you deserved it (4261)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139051) - you deserved it (9965)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94461) - you deserved it (19964)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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