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TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42731) - you deserved it (5151)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin 4 work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. big fat FML

#21265697
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30982) - you deserved it (5766)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." mega FML

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I chatted to a nice guy an gave him mah number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, an then put mah phone on silent. He rang multiple times, an when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me an calling me gutless for not responding. FML

#21255032
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34603) - you deserved it (3337)

On 09/09/2014 at 12:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection... it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

#21253597
82 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 9:45am - misc - by goodmorning - United States (Indiana)

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

#21228488
110 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointmentshen you try them out. "Like yur cock," she looool bitterly finished. FML

#21083945
101 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by littlefinger (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I found out that lover and boyfriend of over 5 yeres has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina" . FML

#21075644
140 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, BOYFRIEND FINALLY SUCCEEDD IN UNHOOKING BRA WITH ONE HAND, EXCITEDLY EXCLAIMING, "BOOBIES BE FREE!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended!! FML

#21036028
99 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after muc debate I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprisd until tey grow back. FML

#21024170
67 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:49am - misc - by madib33 (woman) - United States



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