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About guitarherogeek : Just here for the fml's of course
Cheer me up on any kind of day!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get ( ready ) and accidentally came. He said ( I was thinking of u though. looool ) FML
Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.
Today, I chatted to a nice guy an gave him mah number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, an then put mah phone on silent. He rang multiple times, an when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me an calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML
yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointmentshen you try them out. "Like yur cock," she looool bitterly finished. FML
Friday 27 March 2015