About guitar78 : Hello,
Here are some infos about me: Guitar player for 8 years (mostly rock, and acoustic covers), singer, tennis man, music fan... Wanna be a designer if possible :)
Now that you've reached the end of my roman,
Have a nice day!
(Oh and if you have some time, check my myspace: musiken (including songs))
About guitar78 : Hello,
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guitar78's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
by bride2be / 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by AMIGODO / 02/12/2011 at 10:13am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by Austin / 02/12/2011 at 2:50am / United States (California) / Work
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by 5minsolder / 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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