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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 917
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About guitar78 : Hello,
Here are some infos about me: Guitar player for 8 years (mostly rock, and acoustic covers), singer, tennis man, music fan... Wanna be a designer if possible :)
Now that you've reached the end of my roman,
Have a nice day!

(Oh and if you have some time, check my myspace: musiken (including songs))

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Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36850) - you deserved it (4304)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
48 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

#14964211
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

#14945401
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (3305)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
146 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35752) - you deserved it (4946)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

#14902184
74 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

#14894865
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (3317)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35755) - you deserved it (3179)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States



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