About guitar78 : Hello,
Here are some infos about me: Guitar player for 8 years (mostly rock, and acoustic covers), singer, tennis man, music fan... Wanna be a designer if possible :)
Now that you've reached the end of my roman,
Have a nice day!
(Oh and if you have some time, check my myspace: musiken (including songs))
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)
Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States
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