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  • Town/Country : ATX, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 11981
  • Number of comments : 44
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Today, I was at my boyfriends house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. As a natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (44599)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56281) - you deserved it (3496)

On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78897) - you deserved it (3112)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58765) - you deserved it (8848)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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