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guiltnazan
  • Town/Country : Superior, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 140
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Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10348) - you deserved it (36063)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)



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