About guemarez : I'm fun and often sarcastic, I am out going and kind of a geek. I love Star Wars and Big Bang Theory, and I also love zombie movies. I am currently serving very proudly in the ARMY. And I'll be off to Afghanistan for a whole year. So keep those FML posts coming so I can feel some what better when ever I feel down while I'm over there.
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…