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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1977 (38 years)
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  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About guemarez : I'm fun and often sarcastic, I am out going and kind of a geek. I love Star Wars and Big Bang Theory, and I also love zombie movies. I am currently serving very proudly in the ARMY. And I'll be off to Afghanistan for a whole year. So keep those FML posts coming so I can feel some what better when ever I feel down while I'm over there.

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