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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML
TODAY, MAH DAD PICKED ME UP FROM SCHOOL, SOMETHING HE'LL BE DOING WHILE MAH BROKEN LEG HEALS!! HE THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS TO ARRIVE EARLY AN ASK THE STAFF WHERE HIS "CRIPPLED" SON WAS, LOUDLY SAYING I'D BROKEN MAH LEG IN A "MASTURBATION-RELATED ACCIDENT"!! FAT FML
Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.
Today,ile walking to work, I saw a omeless guy wit a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave im a few spare dollars for is umor. On ma way back ome, e was out cold on te sidewalk wit several empty bottles beside im. Woops. FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML
Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML
Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
Today, Mah Mom Cummed Home Drunk And Crying, So I Tried To Comfort Her And Asked Wat Was Wrong. She Wasted No Time Admitting That She'd Hooked Up With Her Ex-husband, AKA Mah Dad, But That It'd Sucked 4 Her Cuz He Has A Tiny Penis. Thanks, I Really Needed To Know That. FML
Friday 27 March 2015