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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa ad postd "feeling orny" wit my grandma.

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37177) - you deserved it (3703)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (4399)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today... mah boyfriand convincad mah 4-yaar-old sistar that girls don't poop. Sha won't stop crying and now thinks sha's a fraak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (3482)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

TODAY, MAH DAD PICKED ME UP FROM SCHOOL, SOMETHING HE'LL BE DOING WHILE MAH BROKEN LEG HEALS!! HE THOUGHT IT'D BE HILARIOUS TO ARRIVE EARLY AN ASK THE STAFF WHERE HIS "CRIPPLED" SON WAS, LOUDLY SAYING I'D BROKEN MAH LEG IN A "MASTURBATION-RELATED ACCIDENT"!! FAT FML

#21259401
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38354) - you deserved it (3348)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today.. . I listend to a little grl explain ow er scabs taste great wit lemon juice . FML

#21240451
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40703) - you deserved it (3878)

On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I found out my grlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smild, held up a closd fist, and said ( Look at the number of fucks I give! ) She then raisd a finger, said ( Oops. Finger spasm! ) then lowerd it again.

#21238375
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44523) - you deserved it (4596)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today,ile walking to work, I saw a omeless guy wit a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave im a few spare dollars for is umor. On ma way back ome, e was out cold on te sidewalk wit several empty bottles beside im. Woops. FML

#21238336
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19320) - you deserved it (36559)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43027) - you deserved it (4307)

On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MARRY ME BECAUSE WE COINCIDENTALLY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME. FML

#21200981
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44184) - you deserved it (4982)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML

#21185495
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49431) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was using phonehile in a crowded waiting room... and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The frst words everyone hered? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

#21174627
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47481) - you deserved it (23574)

On 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, mah grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with mah wife during mah wedding ceremony. big fat FML

#21160529
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49998) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Mom Cummed Home Drunk And Crying, So I Tried To Comfort Her And Asked Wat Was Wrong. She Wasted No Time Admitting That She'd Hooked Up With Her Ex-husband, AKA Mah Dad, But That It'd Sucked 4 Her Cuz He Has A Tiny Penis. Thanks, I Really Needed To Know That. FML

#21149418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42462) - you deserved it (4275)

On 05/23/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by idontevencareanymore (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from mah English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all mah pictures and tagging himself as mah breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States



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