About guatzz : Face melting axe wielder heating tubes to the point of nuclear sound levels. Father of a mohawked pepperoni munching media addict. Third leg of the power trio know as The Dirty Kids, the original Guatemalan grunge lovers. Posted up in basements, online.
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