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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12292
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

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gtdoll's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

#5697763
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47101) - you deserved it (10912)

On 10/07/2009 at 3:05am - work - by screwed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

#1800346
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58765) - you deserved it (5672)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

#1401975
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68079) - you deserved it (5859)

On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242287) - you deserved it (82331)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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