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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 2000 (13 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About gshocker20 : I take pictures.

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gshocker20's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15380) - you deserved it (1796)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML

#21247337
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (1402)

On 08/28/2014 at 6:39pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said "nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

#21247278
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (1611)

On 08/28/2014 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Portugal

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

#21247229
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21144) - you deserved it (1487)

On 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm - love - by wowzer (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

#21246787
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (2201)

On 08/27/2014 at 10:33pm - kids - by That idiot - United States (Nevada)

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

#21246592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26043) - you deserved it (2149)

On 08/27/2014 at 5:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

#21246432
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30680) - you deserved it (7413)

On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML

#21245803
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31272) - you deserved it (1967)

On 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML

#21245756
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (3174)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, I was fixing the plumbing at my father-in-law's house. I told him to shut off the water and yell to me when he did. A few minutes later, I heard a yell and removed the pipe. I was met with a face full of water. Turns out he was just very excited when the Rangers beat the Mariners. FML

#21245661
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31652) - you deserved it (2981)

On 08/26/2014 at 7:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was staying in my family friend's house in France. The church bells ring every hour, which I thought was cute. Until 8 this morning where they rang 24 times. FML

#21245620
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (3165)

On 08/26/2014 at 3:48am - misc - by hellangelrose - France

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43312) - you deserved it (8385)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (11800)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39152) - you deserved it (6795)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML

#21244302
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35238) - you deserved it (4860)

On 08/24/2014 at 8:40am - animals - by abusedparrot - Australia (Queensland)



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