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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17569
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34570) - you deserved it (5539)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (2528)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35799) - you deserved it (7605)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
33 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just realised that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

#758
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9673) - you deserved it (25379)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:34pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (20889)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

#593
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19139) - you deserved it (1492)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
48 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (1701)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (2102)

On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (48515)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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