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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 17161
  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

#1926
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9648) - you deserved it (17473)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16722) - you deserved it (1052)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (3827)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16576) - you deserved it (3036)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
21 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
58 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

#1439
24 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:11am - misc - by BobbyMalone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
64 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (1643)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

#1166
27 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

#1104
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14766) - you deserved it (1104)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19811) - you deserved it (1726)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

#1008
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10943) - you deserved it (8312)

On 01/12/2009 at 3:34pm - work - by Leaving Early Fail - United States (California)



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