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grritsshay

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About grritsshay : NOT ON THIS OFTEN ANYMORE BC COLLEGE: however add me on twitter or Facebook orrrr tumblr and I'll happily chat it up!
Twitter: @shayrahmoeller
Facebook: Shayla Rahmoeller
Tumblr: sowhor3able.tumblr.com
Have a nice day! 😊✌👋

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grritsshay's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

#21147101
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48043) - you deserved it (11777)

On 05/21/2014 at 7:05am - love - by Alone - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

#21146764
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44900) - you deserved it (6296)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

#20950992
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50687) - you deserved it (3561)

On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

#20560819
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (3549)

On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

#20413704
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40996) - you deserved it (13769)

On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (3316)

On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

#20179890
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29651) - you deserved it (3399)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. My boyfriend is Japanese, and I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him. Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, "Hello, I love your son's cock." I almost got kicked out of their house. FML

#20075207
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (3783)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (3394)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132233) - you deserved it (7358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40262) - you deserved it (6215)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113751) - you deserved it (15992)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41255) - you deserved it (4049)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

#11584447
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (16377)

On 07/01/2010 at 8:11am - intimacy - by jane smith - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML

#11271577
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32785) - you deserved it (14730)

On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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