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Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (12981)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9995) - you deserved it (56757)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (2570)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39387) - you deserved it (4367)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

#12550776
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (2914)

On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

#12549238
90 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by Tingly (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (18532)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26839) - you deserved it (12114)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27625) - you deserved it (8131)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40612) - you deserved it (13268)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

#12352177
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36830) - you deserved it (13850)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39922) - you deserved it (3384)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53624) - you deserved it (3854)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39882) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

#12247405
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8094) - you deserved it (73735)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version



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