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Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (4492)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19682) - you deserved it (63679)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12258) - you deserved it (25773)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

#12748715
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28680) - you deserved it (8202)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

#12731475
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25037) - you deserved it (8740)

On 08/25/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by klutz (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28992) - you deserved it (10037)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

#12687982
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22765) - you deserved it (2163)

On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML

#12676840
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27218) - you deserved it (4633)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:17am - love - by arace15336 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (6267)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23523) - you deserved it (12981)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML

#12604182
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10001) - you deserved it (56762)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (2570)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39393) - you deserved it (4368)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML

#12550776
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29397) - you deserved it (2914)

On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

#12549238
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24108) - you deserved it (5566)

On 08/15/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by Tingly (woman) - United States



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