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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
by Fenny / 02/27/2009 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Stixchop / 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML
by efffmylife / 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Mofisto / 02/15/2009 at 5:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by murphy / 02/02/2009 at 5:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by GavinHosler / 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Fucked / 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by HeatoN / 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm / Germany (Berlin) / Intimacy
by Mak1 / 12/05/2008 at 3:12am / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…