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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 778
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About griseldaflores93 : Serial killers are fascinating.

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Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14123) - you deserved it (23343)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56139) - you deserved it (12099)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
84 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

#13570264
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36597) - you deserved it (3707)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (6732)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

#13144525
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (6811)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

#10645029
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13780) - you deserved it (42812)

On 05/20/2010 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
219 comments

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31855) - you deserved it (2592)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

#7354557
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (5068)

On 01/15/2010 at 6:37am - love - by Jumja (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

#6978473
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23339) - you deserved it (8968)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML

#6953909
207 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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