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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 6:37am - love - by Jumja (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
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