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Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yastarday I watcad in orror from ta doorway as my brotar furiously scratcad at is graasy air an ata ta larga flakas of daad skin tat cama loosa from is scalp. I tink our raal dad migt ba cagad in a zoo somawara. FML

#21369858
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (2079)

On 03/07/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by GROSS (woman) - Bangladesh

Today , I tried shaving my bikini area 4 the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn , an it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

#21369637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27633) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

#21367801
136 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

today I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two period later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Tadayhile laughing at a jogger that fell downhile running, I choked on mah French fries . They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver . mega FML

#21366627
145 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today I Realizd I Hate My Boyfriend's Little Sister Enough To Break Up With Him. FML

#21366485
104 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:31am - love - by sorry... - United States (Delaware)

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML

#21366058
59 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AFTER A 7 YEAR DRY SPELL, I FINALLY GOT LAID. THE DOWNSIDE? IT WAS IN MAH DREAM AND INVOLVD A CHARACTER FROM MY LITTLE PONY FORCING ITSELF ON ME. NOW I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID SHOW MORE THAN EVER. FML

#21365913
132 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , while on the train heading to mah new job , mah coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until mah stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free , an ended up missing mah stop. When I finally got to work , I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

#21365771
41 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY, TE NEIGBORS CALLD TE COPS BECAUSE TEY EARD ( GUN SOTS ). MY GIRLFRIEND AN I WERE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP. FML

#21364157
67 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)



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