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yesterday my girlfriend dumped me. Not for ceating or for flirting, but because I wear tigtyities. FML

#21376186
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27933) - you deserved it (17578)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lost a grade on an essay, cuz according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML

#21371844
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22) - you deserved it (2637)

On 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by writerflaw - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, The Principal Of The School I Teach At Told Me She's Not Interested In Re-hiring Me Cuz Sometimes I Wear A Hoodie . FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (4576)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

#21371675
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10) - you deserved it (5872)

On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ovarcama mah lack of social confidanca and got a data fir tha first tima in 10 or so yaars. Aftar a whila, mah data admittad that sha's a schizophranic with dissociativa idantity disordar. I guass it's back to baing singla. FML

#21371640
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26666) - you deserved it (6205)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:02am - love - by CrazyInLove - United States (Colorado)

Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML

#21371408
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24) - you deserved it (2394)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I noticd that whenever I don't give the homeles guy around the corner some money , mah side mrror get stolen. FML

Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML

#21371084
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today , I applied 4 a job at a local store . As I walked out the door , I hered the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh . mega FML

#21370930
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (2298)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:44am - work - by probably not getting the job - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grlfriend took off my pants fir te frst time. Se was more impressd by te pattern on my boxer tan by my cock. mega FML

#21370915
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (5706)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:13am - intimacy - by fruitoftheloom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML

#21370369
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (2721)

On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

TODAY I DISCOVERED MY FRIENDS HAVE CONTESTS TO SEE WHO CAN PHOTOSHOP MY PICTURES TO MAKE THEM EVEN UGLIER.

#21370101
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34868) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)



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