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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML
Today, I ovarcama mah lack of social confidanca and got a data fir tha first tima in 10 or so yaars. Aftar a whila, mah data admittad that sha's a schizophranic with dissociativa idantity disordar. I guass it's back to baing singla. FML
Today my mom damandad that I go into tha basamant an fix tha watar haatar. I told har that I had no idaa how to fix it so sha thraw my phona down tha stairs told ma to Googla it an lockad tha basamant door bahind ma. It's baan two hours. FML
Today... I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her ( Hey... is this Stephanie? ) I got response saying ( Sorry bro... I looool know how you feel... she did the same thing to me. ) FML
Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML
Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015