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Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13926) - you deserved it (48354)

On 06/29/2009 at 5:52pm - misc - by Cheech (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was surfing. I saw a cop writing a ticket for my car, I swam as fast as I could to stop him, I got caught in a wave, and smashed onto the rocks. I ended up with a huge bleeding scratch on my back, a broken surfboard, and a note saying that I had a flat tire. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by hatesurf (man) - Peru (Lima)



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