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gregsy278
  • Town/Country : atl, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About gregsy278 : im pretty chill
goin to Southern Cal on tennis scholarship for 2010
message me I will message u back
class of 10
i like just about anything

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Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (7742) - you deserved it (40900)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML

#5721325 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (2791)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:31pm - love - by Rage (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373045) - you deserved it (413127)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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