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gregnc
  • Town/Country : Schweinfurt, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 September 1962 (50 years)
  • Number of visits : 13
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33392) - you deserved it (2200)

On 02/15/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by parentalissues (woman) - United States

Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24906) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)

Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31464) - you deserved it (1342)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)



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