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  • Town/Country : Manchester , England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

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