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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 June 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, a great job I have been wanting to apply for opened for applications. Turns out it requires a clean background with no credit issues. I recently got a notice saying my wife and I are being sued over an unpaid $140 medical bill that she neglected to pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22525) - you deserved it (1991)

On 11/26/2015 at 11:27am - money - by Adios Career - United States

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

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On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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