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greenltrn2003
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 12614
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25160) - you deserved it (7253)

On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (4735)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and went to go have a shower. The trouble is, my bedroom door is broken and will no longer open. My mother's idea of helping was pushing a note under the door saying she'll be back in a couple of hours. FML

#7585494 (48)

I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (1384)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:23am - misc - by fwebles (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (39364) - you deserved it (1667)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (5054) - you deserved it (17683)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

#7556761 (262)

I agree, your life sucks (11718) - you deserved it (28180)

On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (6563) - you deserved it (13619)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

#7295909 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (7553) - you deserved it (24905)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML

#7287898 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (5413) - you deserved it (23309)

On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

#6953786 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (16277) - you deserved it (6899)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I spent five hours typing a letter to a Norwegian client. I then took a quick nap after the hard work. When I woke up, I found my paper in weird English. It turns out my girlfriend wanted to do me a favor and correct the words with the "red wavy lines." She was kind enough to save. FML

#6847094 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (20971) - you deserved it (2574)

On 12/20/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by runescapeftw - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

#6829701 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (2149)

On 12/19/2009 at 3:10pm - money - by heatproblems (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML

#6823589 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (22917) - you deserved it (1808)

On 12/19/2009 at 2:48am - love - by musicyman55 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (2873)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML

#6746306 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (7861) - you deserved it (17629)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)