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greenkiddy

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About greenkiddy : Weird. Stubborn. Laid back. Short tempered. Impatient. Random. Witty. Loud. Creative. Quiet. This and that. I'm a girl who bleeds randomly, what else is there to say? Don't mess with me and I won't mess with you. I'm pretty damn simple.

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greenkiddy's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

by DuChaillu / 01/27/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

by DuChaillu / 01/27/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

by anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

by Sam / 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

by Ellen / 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm / United States / Transportation