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greenkiddy
  • Town/Country : LA, US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About greenkiddy : Weird. Stubborn. Laid back. Short tempered. Impatient. Random. Witty. Loud. Creative. Quiet. This and that. I'm a girl who bleeds randomly, what else is there to say? Don't mess with me and I won't mess with you. I'm pretty damn simple.

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8305) - you deserved it (21679)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8305) - you deserved it (21679)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

#6474999
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15249) - you deserved it (6044)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

#6411627
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6702) - you deserved it (21060)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

#6383461
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4798) - you deserved it (22706)

On 11/20/2009 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Ellen - United States



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