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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1803
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Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

#20712154
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19624) - you deserved it (110209)

On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my band an I playd at our frst ever real gig. Our drummer turnd up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamd ( HELL YEAH! ) then ran an dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. real FML

#20711923
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47398) - you deserved it (4999)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

Today... I Saw Mice Eating From My Cat's Food Dish... Again. Where Is My Cat? He's Busy Bringing In More Mice... Birds... And Once Even An Unharmed Chipmunk Through His Cat Door. FML

Today, I went to the gym fir the first time in ahile. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot mehile I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in open mouth. FML

#20709141
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45436) - you deserved it (7952)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

Today, mah fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason 4 me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

after yeres of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only looool do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, mah carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
109 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me 4 not buying him overpriced candy at the arport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase . The interrogation was not pleasant . FML

#20703790
153 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by VDM (man) - Sent from mobile version

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

#20702720
129 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

Today... I asked ma dermatologisty ma acne as been getting worse... despite following er drections an spending undreds of dollars on medicine. Se just srugged an told me tey can't actually cure ma acne. However... tey can prescribe me a bunc of stuff an ope one works. FML

#20700784
182 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 6:53am - health - by WtfDidIPayYouForThen - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sanding intimata picturas to mah girlfriand and accidantally sant ona to mah bast friand. Ha sant ma ona back. FML

#20690661
136 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Abrams52 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispenser were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a grl walked in , pulled a lever , and made paper towel looool come out fir me. FML

#20682540
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (36052)

On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spant ours dabating wit a lady wo claimd sa'd spant yaars ( studying ta big bang taory ). Not only did sa know ta sciantific maaning of ta word ( taory ), ar killar argumant was ( If ta big bang appand, wara ara ta fossils? ) I'm sura watar or I just got trolld. FML

#20671062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4821)

On 05/18/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by look at the fucking universe, lady (man) - United States (Alabama)



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