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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13244
  • Number of comments : 358
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About greeneyebeauty9 : i'm gabriella. i'm 16 years young. i'm half Hispanic, half Serbian. aries. ♡☆ also, i'm very outgoing. i'm about 4'10, eh maybe a lil shorter at about 100 pounds. i'm a pretty laid back girl.. i love food, cuz well.. you know.. food. this web site entertains me. i have a boyfriend who makes me very happy, so screw off. I may be too young for love, but I can sure as hell like someone if i want. keep your opinions to yourself. if you're going to write me with a flirtatious message, then it's no use because I won't reply. thought I'd let you know now. I'm in an interracial relationship so don't make any racist remarks toward me for the simple fact that I don't tolerate it. I occasionally like to correct grammar. my own grammer isn't the best but I try. this is pretty much all you need to know about me. go on with your day and proceed to have a nice life. OH! I'm also here if you ever just need someone to talk to. I'm all ears.☆ 10/11/12 ♥

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Yesterday , Mah Brain Decided To Go Into Suicide Mode. So Far I've Managed To Open A Fridge Door Into Mah Face , Walk Balls-first Into The Corner Of A Table , And Sliced Mah Finger While Trying To Cut Open Some Thick Plastic Packaging With Scissors. I'll Probably Be Dead By The Time This Is Posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48205) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, less than a day after mah cranky downstars nieghbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment cieling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night . I'm shitting myself in fear . FML

#21161740
123 comments

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On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a frefighter. I'm the lone female, an am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because there wives r jealous. FML

#21159616
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48954) - you deserved it (5275)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Clogged My Girlfriend's Toilet, So Bieng A Gentleman, I Tried To Rectify Te Situation. I Plunged Te Oly Fuck Out Of Tat Damned Toilet, Only Fir Er To Accuse Me Of Jacking Off Cuz I Was Taking So Long. Wen Se Stormed In An Te Smell It Er, Se Called Me A Pig. I Just Can't Win. FML

#21159437
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48082) - you deserved it (5074)

On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61196) - you deserved it (4735)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (5755)

On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the grl he really likes sees me as a threat. fat FML

#21149888
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49573) - you deserved it (4784)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that just because roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destind to be a present fir best friend,hom I haven't seen in years. real FML

#21147516
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41909) - you deserved it (4025)

On 05/21/2014 at 5:23pm - misc - by NoMoreMeatForAYear (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to taka my daughtar homa from school bacausa sha had baan caught flashing tha boys during class. I trid to axplain to har that it wasn't an appropriata way to act or bahava but sha intarruptd ma, "Mom, you don't avan undarstand." You'ra right. I don't. FML

#21146764
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45002) - you deserved it (6304)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)

Today, I raalizad that whan a girl asks what yur plans ara fir Valantina's Day and u say ( nothing ) and sha rasponds with, ( Oh, I don't hava any plans aithar ), it maans sha wants u to taka har out . Took ma thraa months to figura that out . FML

#21145130
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (55271)

On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (9101)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (5056)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67057) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39906) - you deserved it (3531)

On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58685) - you deserved it (5688)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)



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