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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 5:40pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:20pm<b>hdamon32</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 11:33pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 10:35pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 7:02pm<b>kyletg09</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 4:45pm<b>monkey8970</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 3:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 11:08pm<b>lexred</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 8:09am<b>ijulez</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:11pm<b>Elgaard</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 4:08am<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:49pm<b>olpally</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 8:54am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 7:17pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:23pm<b>itsme2345</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:27pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:38pm<b>Pstraka6</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:07am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/25/2016 at 10:40pm<b>hdamon32</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 5:33am<b>lexred</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 2:10pm<b>olpally</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:54pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 12:23am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 11:16am<b>pvtatha</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 6:44am

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greenbucket's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

by Jibber96 / 11/14/2015 at 8:31am / Norway (Oslo) / Work

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

by a non e mouse / 11/10/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML

by ishred1111 / 11/06/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

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Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

by T-Bear / 10/07/2015 at 11:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay / 08/21/2015 at 11:25am / Malta / Kids

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 2:18am / Work

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

by thnxbabe / 09/21/2014 at 10:11pm / Love

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

by angry girlfriend / 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

by Confused / 04/16/2014 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

by dani / 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

by I must suck at singing / 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

by mariana / 02/07/2014 at 7:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love