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greenbeaner

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 December 1980 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About greenbeaner : I love lipstick, green beans, and church!

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greenbeaner's favorite FMLs

Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML

by Toaster / 07/30/2009 at 11:11am / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

by airport / 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Love