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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2064
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About green_eyes124 : I have a bigger heart than anyone you know, I love being around people but I can get kinda shy in a big group, I love the beach. I LOVE to travel. I have an enormous sweet tooth. I run my own daycare and I absolutely love little ones : ) I love to hang out with my family. And that's about all I can think of. Message me if you want to chat, I'll answer you back at some point! ~Lauren

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Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58907) - you deserved it (3404) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55429) - you deserved it (3268)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (4598)

On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28342) - you deserved it (3708)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (349096) - you deserved it (38627)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1151025) - you deserved it (115620)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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