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About green_eyes124 : I have a bigger heart than anyone you know, I love being around people but I can get kinda shy in a big group, I love the beach. I LOVE to travel. I have an enormous sweet tooth. I run my own daycare and I absolutely love little ones : ) I love to hang out with my family. And that's about all I can think of. Message me if you want to chat, I'll answer you back at some point! ~Lauren
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Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
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Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
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On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
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On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a call from the hospital that my fiancé was in the ER. When I arrived at the hospital they told me that he had a heart attack while making love. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by jmoney (woman) - United States
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
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