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About green_eggs_and_h : I'm here to read of other people's catastrophic conundrums and misfortunes, laugh, procrastinate from doing anything productive and receive your angry messages that you have formulated with only the best regards of my well being and have spent wasting your oh-so-valuable time concocting. There is a 93.6% that I will not bother reading your heart-warming remarks, due to the fact that I do not care enough to bother caring. I can't help but be a snarky, sarcastic, little bastard. I'm truly very sorry. And although I hold myself to the standard of somewhat-decent-grammar, I don't believe I possess the obligation to attempt to correct anyone who may hold themselves to lower standards. Therefore without further ado, I'm thrilled to announce I am not a grammar Nazi. Sometimes.
Post script: 93.6% of statistics are made up on the spot!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Friday 21 November 2014