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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42020) - you totally deserved it (2223)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8393) - you totally deserved it (38483)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6193) - you totally deserved it (41354)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43747) - you totally deserved it (6006)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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