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About greaterdane : Feel feel to message. I'm always up for a chat:)
I'm definitely an outdoor man. I love being up in the mountains as much as I can winter and summer.
I'm a die hard hockey fan.
I suck at bio's so message me for more :)
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015