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About greaterdane : Feel feel to message. I'm always up for a chat:)

I love sports. I use to play hockey when younger. Now I just snowboard or ride mountain bike or dirt bikes.
I'm a crazy adrenaline junkie who like living life on the edge

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Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML


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