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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10677) - you deserved it (43797)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30429) - you deserved it (1676)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16654) - you deserved it (28026)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)



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